Weird things happen out West. Desert hallucinations, mirages, creatures from beyond — it's a vast and bizarre place and you need to be prepared for anything. So why settle for just any cowboy boots when you could wear fierce red Firestompers, adorned with lightning bolts and surrounded by otherworldly blue flame? HELL YEAH. And you have to admit the spurs look badass even if you've never sat on a horse in your life. Also, if you're into irony, socks with an image of boots on them are pretty damn meta.