We foresee that those who wear these fortune teller socks will find fortune, riches, fame, and pizza, probably.
You will obtain psy-kick powers - the ability to mentally kick your enemies in the face while wearing your awesome new socks.
Description for sight impaired: Sock features a crystal ball with an eye within. Two hands with bracelets are around the crystal ball. Above that it says "Get Your Fortune." Fortune is in a banner. Other logos in a lighter color throughout the sock include moons, stars, lightning bolts, skulls, and a palmistry hand. Also a circle with "Readings 10 cents" in classic sideshow font style.
