Krampus doesn't always scare children into behaving — sometimes he takes a different approach: asking nicely while being as cute as possible! Seriously, how could you say no to Kwampus? He's just a widdle demon/goat anti-Santa guy... okay, the legends aren't consistent on all the details, but what we do know for sure is that he's freaking adorable. Wook at his big eyes and pointy tongue! His widdle scourge of birch bwanches! Awww. Those gingerbwead men deserved it.